Seriously now, I said this before, I just don't care about gays. And I'm not a ignorant asshole. I just don't see the point in joining the haters side or the this homo hipper sensitivity thing that you do.
People throw rocks and one another for various reasons for a fucking long time, so why bother with gays?
Just let them deal with it, it's there choice and fight, there will always be people that will hate for no particular reasons, or hate people that are different, because that's what we are, pathetic slightly evolved life forms.
1. Women no longer accept to live in the tree. And cry. Man discovers the cave.
2. In cave is cold. Women cry. Man discovers fire.
3.Children screaming hungry. Women cry. Man discovers ax,archery and bat and go on hunting.
4. From all that meat the child getting sick of scurvy and beri-beri. Women cry. The man discovered agriculture.
5. Since the mammoth leaves hardly killed, man is missing to much from home. Women cry. The man starts to raise domestic animals: cow, sheep, pig, chicken, etc..
6.The woman was tired of steak done to broach with green beans cooked on a leaf. And cry. Man discovers pottery.
7.In the cave and is chill due to moisture and cold that children are pneumonia and die. Women cry. The man builds a first hut and a house of wood and stone.
8. The winter has come and is cold. Women cry. The man discovers that skin
9. Leather clothes and the ones of fur stinks. (women cry). Man discovers all the clothes of whool (wich are harsh and leaves scraches). Then he discover the flex clothes (even harsh than whool) women sigh. Then he finds the silk clothes ( which appear to be satisfactory - women smile). Later, man and solve the problem odors issued on hides and fur.
10. Various unimportant things such as protection of animal herds and
killing the potential predators keeps the man away from home.
Women cry. The man taming the dog and cat.
11. The woman noticed that she looks to much with all from the tribe. She crys and the man discover the make up and jewlry.
12. Woman is getting bored and she want to enlarge her horizon. She starts to cry . The man invents the weel , the boat, taming the horses and all that just because the woman is fragile and she`s getting tired fast.
... after many years ...
The woman feels the need to "escape" from daily life. She has no money, time or availability to go on trips or journeys, with her friends she we`ll get bored, at tv is nothing interesting while outside is ugly.
Usually, the man is still not home and he would not understand much.
The woman had a kind of mood to write something that brings compliments from strangers and absolutly need to be under control ... and she start to cry again (To
I do not know how time in history) Then man invents blogs
Moral: When women cry, humanity is evolving...
(and without men they will celebrate now like 15000 since they are crying).
I have an issue. Last night i was strugleing to solve a problem at math and i got a freakin` idea. Romania needs a terrorist organization like ETA, Al Quaida or something like that, with a specific purpose : That to terrorize the politicians and the big kings to do something for this country. And when i say "terrorize" i mean booby traps, carbombs, burning buildings, killings and other pretty stuff like this.
This will fix the problem even for the future politicians who will think twice before they get in any political activities.
So let's all get togheter and start this shit up!
No comment, no religin polemics.
My life is shity. My beer is pure... I saw an angel... Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me from the table ... she was pretty pretty hot.
I was cleaning tables for 30 minutes, she was still there all alone ... she asked me "wheres the manager?" I told her she was hot...
She could see from my face that I was fucking horny ...
And I don't think that she had to beat the crap out of me with her mobile phone...
But we shared a moment that will last till the end....
I told her I loved her and i wanna screw her.
she told me i was an asshole and maybe i should go to hell and die ...
shes beautiful....shes beautiful to me ...
but is time to face the truth...
Love is bullshit. Emotions are bullshit. I am a pig. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshol
I`m not a political man but today i saw on Tv how Barack Obama becomes President of America ( or US or USA), the first black person who gets president, the 44th president of America. The presentator was amazed and astonished that the person who writes his speeches and that he is a visionary and bla bla bla. I liked that he never told in his speeches that he will be a savior , a Mesiah or i donno a black priest to help poor and eradicate hunger and war or something like that.
If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst.
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
How much can you possibly know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
Now, a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Self-improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction....
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. Fuck damnation, man, fuck redemption! If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!
You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us
Without sacrifice, without death, we would have nothing.
Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.
Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
OK this one's for Gabby
Ooooo oooooo ohoohohoo
Ooooo ohooohoo oooohoo
Ooooo ohoohooo oohoooo
Oohooo oohoooho ooooho
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Once in a lullaby ii ii iii
Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Dreams really do come true ooh ooooh
Someday I'll wish upon a star
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me ee ee eeh
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney tops thats where you'll find me oh
Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly
And the dream that you dare to,why, oh why can't I? i iiii
Well I see trees of green and
Red roses too,
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Well I see skies of blue and I see clouds of white
And the brightness of day
I like the dark and I think to myself
What a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people passing by
I see friends shaking hands
Saying, "How do you do?"
They're really saying, I...I love you
I hear babies cry and I watch them grow,
They'll learn much more
Than we'll know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world (w)oohoorld
Someday I'll wish upon a star,
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney top that's where you'll find me
Oh, Somewhere over the rainbow way up high
And the dream that you dare to, why, oh why can't I? I hiii ?
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
It was about 12 AM. The old guys club decided that all old ladies get out from their houses and ran intro the buses. The traffic in Constanta was infernal, and they were going bumper to bumper. I get in 43 (local bus) with an army of old guys and ladies which were going to ..God knows were. The 43 was going with the turned off lighting speed, took 15 minutes to reach on his first station where another army of old guys and ladies were waiting but this time they were "king size army" and they get up intro the buss pushing and pushing maybe there will be place for all.
I was caught up into the scuffle and i started to swear, and after that an old lady stuck something into my anus! God damned, more preciselly was her hand, because there was not single free spot in that buss and she tought that the perfect place to keep her hand is my butt.
Off cours i scared myself and i started to swear again and scream to release myself from the Granny.
I squised myself near the door, but on the 2nd station , another wave of old guys and girls
wanted to hop in. The problem was i didn`t have any other place to move and for that another granny took the liberty to grab my balls..like very hard. The specificaly pain invaded my body and my soul..After screaming and swearing again, i reached to my destionation and when i got out of that bus, i just yell " I am free " and just run away from the psicho grannies.
Anyway beware of raping granny because is painfull..
Ok... so the "lets whore our selfs to ugly and fat womans for money" project has failed ... we need another way to make money.
1. Stealing....well we can rob a store, or brake in a home and steal something of value. I know this idea is retarded and stupid, but what the hell...
2. Sell drugs, its good business, good money...
3. Killing for money, well yea, we can kill a guy for money, like mercenaries...
4. Join the local mafia, and do all kind of out of law stuff ...
5. Take Bush and whore him to gay guys...this is the most sure thing of making money...
6. Kill our selfs and end this fucking life, no need for money after death.
So..what it will be?
2008 had past , 2009 is here so we start the year with no money , no girlfriend (i don`t have any , the rest don`t care) , school is approaching and lets say it straight ..we are broke.
So we think at something : how we make some money?
After few months , several weeks and a couple of days a bright idea had come into our brains : let`s get to work ! people reactions were bad ..so we gave up this idea..
Still we need some money for school and we thought we can make some if we sell us to desperate housewives , fat ladies and rich oldladies. So if u need any services from us wich implicates our genital organs please don't hesitate to contact us at consternated [at] gmail [dot] com and badj0ke [at] yahoo [dot] com or leave a comment here.
By the way our services are cheap but not for free!!!
Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
Fuck fans of blink 182
That's illegal if you were born in '83
yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck a bean cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!
Badjoke: vade retro angelus niger, in abyssum Infernum, in Tronus Satani in stagnum ignis, in nomine patri et figlii et spiritus sanctus, amen
Badjoke: ok dude?
Badjoke: I exorcised you!
Badjoke: you`re not longer a devil anymore
Badjoke: be happy
ocealan: :))
ocealan: Can you translate what you wrote right there?
Badjoke: Of course not ....but is something like ... go away Satan, fuck yourself, suck yourself in the name of the holy spirit and stuff. Amin
ocealan: :))
ocealan: Jesus : satan go home !
Satan : why ?(crying)
Jesus : Satan i said go home !!
Satan : fuck you Jesus i`m free !
Jesus : vade retro angelus niger, in abyssum Infernum, in Tronus Satani in stagnum ignis, in nomine patri et figlii et spiritus sanctus, amen .. now u are cursed u son of a bitch
Badjoke:where did u took it?
Badjoke: :))
ocealan: just made it
Badjoke: thats kinnda cool