Ok... so the "lets whore our selfs to ugly and fat womans for money" project has failed ... we need another way to make money.

1. Stealing....well we can rob a store, or brake in a home and steal something of value. I know this idea is retarded and stupid, but what the hell...

2. Sell drugs, its good business, good money...

3. Killing for money, well yea, we can kill a guy for money, like mercenaries...

4. Join the local mafia, and do all kind of out of law stuff ...

5. Take Bush and whore him to gay guys...this is the most sure thing of making money...

6. Kill our selfs and end this fucking life, no need for money after death.

So..what it will be?

2008 had past , 2009 is here so we start the year with no money , no girlfriend (i don`t have any , the rest don`t care) , school is approaching and lets say it straight ..we are broke.

So we think at something : how we make some money?

After few months , several weeks and a couple of days a bright idea had come into our brains : let`s get to work ! people reactions were bad ..so we gave up this idea..
Still we need some money for school and we thought we can make some if we sell us to desperate housewives , fat ladies and rich oldladies. So if u need any services from us wich implicates our genital organs please don't hesitate to contact us at consternated [at] gmail [dot] com and badj0ke [at] yahoo [dot] com or leave a comment here.

By the way our services are cheap but not for free!!!

Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
Fuck fans of blink 182
That's illegal if you were born in '83
yeah, yeah, yeah

Fuck a bean cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!

Badjoke: vade retro angelus niger, in abyssum Infernum, in Tronus Satani in stagnum ignis, in nomine patri et figlii et spiritus sanctus, amen
Badjoke: ok dude?
Badjoke: I exorcised you!
Badjoke: you`re not longer a devil anymore
Badjoke: be happy
ocealan: :))
ocealan: Can you translate what you wrote right there?
Badjoke: Of course not ....but is something like ... go away Satan, fuck yourself, suck yourself in the name of the holy spirit and stuff. Amin
ocealan: :))
ocealan: Jesus : satan go home !
Satan : why ?(crying)
Jesus : Satan i said go home !!
Satan : fuck you Jesus i`m free !
Jesus : vade retro angelus niger, in abyssum Infernum, in Tronus Satani in stagnum ignis, in nomine patri et figlii et spiritus sanctus, amen .. now u are cursed u son of a bitch
Badjoke:where did u took it?
Badjoke: :))
ocealan: just made it
Badjoke: thats kinnda cool