1. Women no longer accept to live in the tree. And cry. Man discovers the cave.
2. In cave is cold. Women cry. Man discovers fire.
3.Children screaming hungry. Women cry. Man discovers ax,archery and bat and go on hunting.
4. From all that meat the child getting sick of scurvy and beri-beri. Women cry. The man discovered agriculture.
5. Since the mammoth leaves hardly killed, man is missing to much from home. Women cry. The man starts to raise domestic animals: cow, sheep, pig, chicken, etc..
6.The woman was tired of steak done to broach with green beans cooked on a leaf. And cry. Man discovers pottery.
7.In the cave and is chill due to moisture and cold that children are pneumonia and die. Women cry. The man builds a first hut and a house of wood and stone.
8. The winter has come and is cold. Women cry. The man discovers that skin
9. Leather clothes and the ones of fur stinks. (women cry). Man discovers all the clothes of whool (wich are harsh and leaves scraches). Then he discover the flex clothes (even harsh than whool) women sigh. Then he finds the silk clothes ( which appear to be satisfactory - women smile). Later, man and solve the problem odors issued on hides and fur.
10. Various unimportant things such as protection of animal herds and
killing the potential predators keeps the man away from home.
Women cry. The man taming the dog and cat.
11. The woman noticed that she looks to much with all from the tribe. She crys and the man discover the make up and jewlry.
12. Woman is getting bored and she want to enlarge her horizon. She starts to cry . The man invents the weel , the boat, taming the horses and all that just because the woman is fragile and she`s getting tired fast.
... after many years ...
The woman feels the need to "escape" from daily life. She has no money, time or availability to go on trips or journeys, with her friends she we`ll get bored, at tv is nothing interesting while outside is ugly.
Usually, the man is still not home and he would not understand much.
The woman had a kind of mood to write something that brings compliments from strangers and absolutly need to be under control ... and she start to cry again (To
I do not know how time in history) Then man invents blogs
Moral: When women cry, humanity is evolving...
(and without men they will celebrate now like 15000 since they are crying).
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