2008 had past , 2009 is here so we start the year with no money , no girlfriend (i don`t have any , the rest don`t care) , school is approaching and lets say it straight ..we are broke.

So we think at something : how we make some money?

After few months , several weeks and a couple of days a bright idea had come into our brains : let`s get to work ! people reactions were bad ..so we gave up this idea..
Still we need some money for school and we thought we can make some if we sell us to desperate housewives , fat ladies and rich oldladies. So if u need any services from us wich implicates our genital organs please don't hesitate to contact us at consternated [at] gmail [dot] com and badj0ke [at] yahoo [dot] com or leave a comment here.

By the way our services are cheap but not for free!!!